Girl: I get so fucking annoyed and bored by these idiot people.
Parents: Shut up, Steph! You can’t say that kind of shit.
Girl: Why not?
Parents: It’s your brother’s wedding!
Girl: Second wedding… How many instalments are there going to be? And do I have to pretend to be happy at all of them?
So I called over the bartender and had him make her a double. This, dear reader, is a true-life, and honest-to-god, hand on heart example of the Christian spirit at work in our world today.