A Gala evening concerning Depravity and Corruption

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Stocking up on liquid comfort at the Hard Rock Cafe

Hard Rock Cafe, 1970s, scanned by Miss PeelpantsLast week as I sat imbibing some alcoholic fortification at the Hard Rock Cafe, I overheard the following conversation.

Girl: I get so fucking annoyed and bored by these idiot people.

Parents: Shut up, Steph! You can’t say that kind of shit.

Girl: Why not?

Parents: It’s your brother’s wedding!

Girl: Second wedding… How many instalments are there going to be? And do I have to pretend to be happy at all of them?

So I called over the bartender and had him make her a double. This, dear reader, is a true-life, and honest-to-god, hand on heart example of the Christian spirit at work in our world today.

Hard rock cafe, 1970s, scanned by Miss Peelpants