Collected Wisdom

I, Miss Shitsville, am very wise and you would do well to follow some of my life advice which I gained after many years fagging lonesome through this appalling world and encountering numerous false friends and outright idiots along the way. 

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Life Advice from Shitsville

My collected wisdom in dot points to save you the trouble of reading because I know how you struggle with that.

Life Advice from Shitsville & Life Advice from Shitsville #2

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You Ought To Drink Less Coke (Four Parts)

In which I eloquently and passionately make a case against the evils of advertising and public relations in this, Rupert Murdoch’s coal-sponsored Democratic Christian Monarchy of Australia, and suggest one ought possibly to consider drinking less Coke if one has pressing budgetary concerns that mean a 10 cent price hike for environmental reasons would make the cost of the pointless poisonous black nectar too prohibitive for you, poor dear. Read More

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Reflections on my recently departed youth, etc.

Once I turned an age and spent a week wandering drunk and philosophical through the city having reflections on Chinese food, the youth, stinking nerds, hipsters and the merits of taxidermy. Read More

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You Can Always Judge People By Their Shoes

In which I pause to consider my relationships with other so-called humans. Read More

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Sebastian Vs. The Vegans

In which I dispense timely advice to my pet peacock Sebastian concerning his relationship with vegans. Read More

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